At least make sure they are 18
Why
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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