I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
There r osticjed everywhere
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
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