I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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