her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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