Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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