My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
