I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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