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(647): View more from Ontario

Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.

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(407): View more from Florida

tod's in jail

(863): View more from Florida

he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag

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(404): View more from Georgia

just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays

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(614): View more from Ohio

at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.

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(815): View more from Illinois

omg. MEgabus. stoned.

(815): View more from Illinois

Theres these two guys talking.

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(509): View more from Washington

I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?

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(214): View more from Texas

It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now

(469): View more from Texas

You should go after Dad now

(214): View more from Texas

I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable

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