what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I supernannyed him into submission
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Randomize
