why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Also, beer. Big fan.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Someone stole a lamp last night.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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