I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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