I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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