This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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