Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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