If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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