: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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