dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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