Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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