Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
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