My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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