Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
