He is like the real live version of the state fair..
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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