okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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