It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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