found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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