but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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