Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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