Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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