I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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