Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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