Well douche your snatch and let's go!
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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