idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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