I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
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