She said her name was "party"
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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