are you still at the devil's house?
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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