I'm jealous of your bromance
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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