Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
