Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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