I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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