he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
why is half of my head shaved?
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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