Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
There was a lot of him and a little penis
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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