your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
