My nipple is on Facebook.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
we're making bets on your personal life
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
