i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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