didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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