Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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