If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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