it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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