i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize