it was like eating out sand paper
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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