He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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