What a fucking waste of an outfit
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
two words...techno handjob
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Randomize