Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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