Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
